Finally, a substitute for the gyro

If I were somehow forced into picking the cuisine of a single country to consume for the rest of my life, China would be my first choice, hands down. Nevertheless, I long ago began to have intense cravings for a multitude of foods from other parts of the world (think egg & cheese, hoagies, lamb & rice, gyros, souvlaki, raisin bran, whole wheat bread). Sadly, even though I am in arguably the most cosmopolitan city on the mainland, my pitiable student budget severely limits my options, as most non-Chinese food establishments are geared at expats/the more well-to-do Chinese. Also, and maybe I just haven’t looked hard enough, but I suspect that something like Dominican food is close to non-existent here.

So Sean and I have begun to scout out satisfactory replacements for all those foods we missed from our previous life. Yesterday proved to be a fruitful day for our quest.

We followed a recommendation from his (American) coworker and hit up a little stall by my University’s back gate for some “Chinese sandwiches”. I could muster only a hesitant optimism on our walk there, but as soon as I saw the spit, with its alternating layers of fat and meat, my skepticism began to melt away. We ordered 2 “sandwiches” at 6rmb each. The girl proceeded to gather a bunch of meat pieces from the bottom of the spit (minus 1 point for having meat pre-sliced), throw some lettuce on top, sprinkle some orange and green powders, and roll it all up in a flat pastry dotted with scallions and sesame seeds (sorta like a thin 葱油饼). Slipped them into plastic baggies so we wouldn’t have to get our fingers greasy.

It was delicious. The meat was salty and succulent (most of my friends know that I hold the “meat” in lamb gyros/lamb & rice very close to my overworked heart, but this stuff actually looked like meat!), the greens refreshing, and whatever that seasoning was–chili powder?–tickled just the right taste buds. The pastry was warm, slightly oily, and chewy or crispy depending on where I bit. We decided that this would be our substitute for the gyro while we were in China.

As this was a literal hole-in-the-wall with no seating area, we strolled down the street as we ate, but as soon as we reached the end of the block we turned shamelessly around for seconds–in our defense, they were little. The girl was amused. “Hao chi ma?” “Hen hao chi.” Hoping to hit a second bird with the same stone, I suggested that she should start selling rice boxes with this meat, but she said there wasn’t enough space to make rice. (Not true: a rice cooker takes up no space at all.)

The sign on the sidewalk called it Turkish roast meat. Chinese, Turkish–whatever, as long as it’s good, cheap, and not slated to be bulldozed like the rest of Shanghai, I’m happy to have satisfied my heavily-seasoned-roast-meat-wrapped-in-flatbread craving. Throw in the 30-minute round-trip walk and the lack of white sauce, and this might become one of the healthiest changes I’ll have made in quite a while.

Now if I could only convince them to make the portions about 3x bigger…

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6 responses to “Finally, a substitute for the gyro

  1. Iris

    This post needs a photo…

  2. Haha, I know, and I’m sorry. In my giddy gluttony I forgot there was a camera in my bag until about halfway through the second one (shame, I’d never make it as a foodie!), and at that point my fingers were gross and meat-stained. But here is the promise of a photo…coz God knows I’ll be back soon enough.

  3. adam

    yeah, i scrolled down for the photo and none was there. this blog needs photos of XLB. im getting frustrated.

    OH, and i really like that shredded chicken with that clearish noodle with peanut sauce. i think thats shanghainese. take some photos of that if you eat it.

  4. Fiona

    You can’t get a burrito or donair kebab in this godforsaken city for $6. You can barely get a sub, and then only the classic subs at Subway. Can’t compare prices with China, but it’s still sad.

    Funny – the other day I came across the lamb & rice photo we took in New York in June and really wanted one! America wants EWE to spearhead its Hearts ‘n’ Minds campaign.

  5. wooffs

    Adam– hey! nice to know you’ve been following the blog:) If by XLB you mean xiaolongbao, coming to Shanghai has actually turned me off of them so chances for photos are few and far between. I’d thought that noodle/chicken dish (gai see fun pei/jisi fenpi?) was Shanghainese too but the only place I’ve seen it was in a dongbei (northeastern) restaurant. Strange right? I do love that stuff tho…

  6. wooffs

    Fi–yeah that is sad. But the burritos here prob cost more than 6CAD. Did you mean a six-inch or foot-long? Interestingly, foot-longs don’t seem to be an option here (they’d probably make it for you but it’s not on the big menu). Miss those Philly office days of scarfing down one of those + 3 cookies for lunch. What’s EWE?

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